Here's to you, Mrs Robinson!

Some people are clever.

                                        Raphael- The School of Athens- 1511

This section of Raphael's fresco shows:

• Aristotle telling Plato about the benefits of Ceramide R in shampoo.

• Pythagoras drawing a graph of some relationships he's had this year (that's where we got the idea to do ours).

• Heracilitus thinking about the properties of time and thyme.

We're clever too. Look, we graduated from university!

 

With Bells On - The Degree - 2011

With Bells On - Cin Cin! Glückwunsch! Iechyd da! - 2011

 With Bells On - The Times They Are A-Changin' - 2011

How did we do it? Read our study tips.

How to get a degree

• Make good notes in class then word process them. Write your sentences in clever, descriptive ways. Use ours as a reference:

 

• Don't be disheartened when you realise that Maths can make revision tricky. Here's one problem we encountered:

 Don't make this mistake! Keep a ruler, clock, calendar or calculator to hand when you study. We now use these tools to check the order of numbers.

•  Focused library sessions. Computers can be distracting. You may find yourself trawling through photos of fluffy kittens or videos of people falling over - we're only human.  To help avoid these distractions, we suggest using your screen for positive, encouraging imagery. We like this:

We realise not everyone will respond to this imagery, so we have been accomodating and chosen pictures for your degree.

Law:

Chemistry:

Engineering:

Economics:

 

These images should help to remind you why it is you're here, what you're studying and what job you hope to get at the end of this. 

•  Don't get hungry while you work. Bored of Battenberg? Worry not, we've found another protein rich food that does wonders for the brain. Tasty and handy to take to the library:

• Think about your accessories. We had to stop wearing these ears that react with your brainwaves:
  
   

  
As you can imagine, they gave away our emotions when we saw notable library characters.

We switched to a more appropriate accessory, which we crafted ourselves:

      Were you fooled too?

•  Finally, don't forget to congratulate yourself when it's all over. Why not have a party? You can use our graduation party sign if you like.

With Bells On - Fuck. Graduation Party This Way! - 2011

Send us your essays, sums or stories and we will grade them for you.

Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus! 

Ciao Ciao
(Miao Miao)
xxx